"I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts"

Lol, hi there.
I have many names.
Feel free to call me whatever you want. I usually react to just about anything. xD
Anyhoo.
I'm hyper, random and a spazz. I have lots of hobbies and fandoms and if we have something in common, please approach me. I don't bite. ;3
(Unless you're into that...? o3o)

LETS BE FRIENDS~~~ <3
Posts I Like
I stalk these poor unfortunate souls.

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

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thewaydansmiles:

OH MY GOD IM FUCKING DYING

thewaydansmiles:

OH MY GOD IM FUCKING DYING

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consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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trafalgarlaw-eustasskid:

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

Jfc do guys not share beds at sleepovers? 

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Asker chariotea Asks:
HEY NOW, HEY NOW.
seri-fairy seri-fairy Said:

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:
1. First impression:OMG A GEEK like me!!! 


2. Truth is: you’re beautiful


3. How old do you look: 17-19 


4. Have you ever made me laugh: YES 


5. Have you ever made me mad: yep 


6. Best feature: your eyebrow thing and road rage insults 


7. Have I ever had a crush on you: can’t say that I have; but our families think there’s something going on. Milkshakes yo 


8. You’re my: would-be lesbian lover, ex-roommate, best friend. 


9. Name in my phone: your actual name. 


10. Should you post this too?
You did it already.

beverlyelle:

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is: 
3. How old do you look: 
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad: 
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.

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