"I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts"

Lol, hi there.
I have many names.
Feel free to call me whatever you want. I usually react to just about anything. xD
Anyhoo.
I'm hyper, random and a spazz. I have lots of hobbies and fandoms and if we have something in common, please approach me. I don't bite. ;3
(Unless you're into that...? o3o)

LETS BE FRIENDS~~~ <3
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I stalk these poor unfortunate souls.

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

(via squeaky-chan)

iheartchokatos:

itsafangirlsworld:

Gives me hope

why doesnt this have more notes

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ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

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babeimgonnaleaveu:

People who think bassists and drummers are not important cannot be trusted

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via mooseinacup)

toukos:

things to ACTUALLY call ur partner:

  • baka
  • dork
  • nerd
  • weeb
  • big gay
  • son

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